Honey, I'm NOT cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college. Every CD I have, I bought at a car wash. Black and white films make me angry. I can't pronounce "artisanal". I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie. Not only do I like Van Halen, but I think they keep getting better!
It seemed like our Daily Quotes had taken a turn for the overly-serious.
originally published on The Minot Voice: February 17, 2015