Florida man gored by bison in Yellowstone National Park
A Florida man and a Yellowstone bison walk into a national park—only one walks out unbothered. Over the weekend, a 47-year-old from Cape Coral got a little too close for comfort and was promptly reminded that bison aren’t selfie props. He was gored (minor injuries), and park officials are now doubling down on a familiar warning: stay at least 25 yards away from large wildlife. It’s the first bison incident of 2025—and probably not the last, especially if Florida Man keeps showing up.
If you’re heading to Yellowstone or our own Theodore Roosevelt National Park, there’s a lesson here to remember… try to be smarter than a Florida man 😉
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